I went to an art show recently and got a chance to meet a newly engaged couple. She’s a writer and he was … I forgot, something amazing, I’m sure. Well, anyways, we got to talking and I congratulated them on their engagement and off course, they asked if I was there with someone special. I said no, but I cheerfully added, “But, I’m single, bilingual, ready to mingle! Heeeey!” They laughed and the guy said, “Ok, good to know! I’ll keep a lookout for you!” and I said, “Thanks!” and he asked, “What’s your type? I imagine smart, off course, men or women?” and his fiancé looked at me like it was the most normal question in the world, because you know what? It IS the most normal question in the world. BOOM.